PAN-CAN INSULT II

"Canadians are a bunch of American-wannabes who drink crap beer and suck at hockey!"

That's a good start for the pan-Canadian insult competition. A good insult should contain a grain of truth. Our beer does generally suck and we haven't won the damn cup in more than a decade.

Still, I want something more offensive. And I want something something that can cause outrage across-the-board. Lisa, for instance, wasn't the slightest bit upset when I called her a 'Stanley Cup loser.' And Craig, calling someone a Torontonian isn't an insult.

For inspiration, this article gets in a few good digs, although it misses the mark a bit on detailing all the ways to get into Canada. Americians who want to emigrate do have other options - marrying an Ontarian moonbat, for instance.

So, come on you bunch of toque-wearing poutine felchers... stop being so typically freakin' polite.

And yes, there will be a prize.