PIÑATA

Nothing new to report tonight from the drinking sesion, just a repressed memory from Saturday...

SHANNON: So I was trying to hit the piñata with a rolled-up magazine and Chris came out with this great big stick.

LISA: It was huge, like a bo staff.

SHANNON: I wouldn't use anything like that. I'd be afraid I'd break a lamp or something.

LISA: He did break a lamp.

SHANNON: Did you?

CHRIS: Err?

LISA: Yes, the piñata was hooked to a hanging celing lamp. He hit (the piñata) and the lamp came out of its socket. There were about three inches of dangling wire.

LISA (looking at Chris): You don't remember any of this do you?

CHRIS: Err, I do remember that there was a piñata.